Category: Life

  • Oh, right. This is a Community College.

    I’m now three days into English 103, Critical Thinking. This is a summer class, so each day is equivalent to a week of a regular semester. Our first essay was due today; a simple 2-page “microtheme” on a topic of our choice. Before turning it in, however, we had to exchange papers with a classmate and perform a “peer edit.” Great. No problem. English 100 was a prerequisite for the course, so I assumed, apparently erroneously, that my classmates had at least a basic grasp of English grammar.

    Unfortunately, that was not to be so.
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  • Graduating on Wednesday

    I’m graduating from Fullerton College on Wednesday. I’m really late getting the invitations out, but the only people that would be able to attend already know anyhow. For everyone else…

    At the 2009 Fullerton College Commencement Ceremony, Jeffrey Harlan will be awarded the degree of Associate in Arts, Communications: Journalism. The ceremony will be held on Wednesday 20 May 2009 at 6:00pm Pacific Standard Time, at the Fullerton Union High School Stadium, adjacent to the Fullerton College and Fullerton Union High School Campuses, near the corner of Chapman Ave. and Lemon Street in Fullerton, California. A reception for graduates and their guests will follow.

  • Ode to a Tree

    I wrote this as an assignment for an English class. We’d been reading similar literature and were told to go out around the campus, and write about what we observed. I picked one of the trees in the quad that had recently been mutilated by some overzealous tree trimmer…

    The tree springs from the ground, its trunk twisting as it pushes upward, away from the dark confines of the soil below, reaching ever skyward with branches cut bare, limbs severed at their joints. The tree’s bark is patchy, giant swaths laid bare by the ravages of careless hands, with the carvings of names open wounds that have never properly healed. Dead leaves lay scattered across the grass below, forming a halo of shattered debris that bears final evidence to the assault that has occurred. Waxy green leaves dot the remaining branches, defiantly resolute. “We are still here!” they seem to declare.

    Laid bare thus, the tree appears now sickly, deformed, more brown and gray than green. What little of its rough bark skin has not been sloughed off hangs precariously, broken and cracked, with insects traversing the cavernous furrows of their desolate, desecrated home.

    Yet, despite the indignity, the atrocity of it all, the tree still reaches ever skyward, toward the towering blue dome above, with its nurturing, nourishing sunlight, seeking escape and solace from the crushing weight at its feet.

    I sit on the grass below, green, soft, downy, gazing upward as the tree, ever defiant, continues its quixotic quest. I marvel at the arrogance inherent in those who would attempt to cage and constrain such a magnificent creature as this, even as I am torn by pity and disgust at the sight which lay before me. What hubris, to achieve the goal shared by this silent behemoth, only to rend asunder one that has done us no harm in seeking to obtain it.

    The size of the tree bears testament to the things it has witnessed, the years passed in silence as it stretched heavenward. It has been here far longer than any of us, and it will outlive us all by a fair share. It is patient. It is a tree.

  • My Fail made the voting list!

    Hey, thought I’d share this. I submitted a fail to failblog.org and it’s made the voting list! W00t!

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  • Back home

    I got back home at about 4 p.m. The fire’s moved on toward Chino Hills and Diamond Bar. My house is fine, but several others a few blocks away were damaged or destroyed.

  • The state! The state! The state is on fire!

    So, yeah, there’s this big honkin’ fire literally blocks from my house… I’m at a friend’s house now, since I live in the mandatory evacuation area. I just hope it doesn’t spread into my neighborhood, because the firefighters haven’t been able to contain this thing at all… Fortunately, though, the fire seems to have moved in […]

  • I’ve got pneumonia!

    Pneumonia and an ear infection. So, now we know why I’ve felt like crap for the last two weeks.
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  • Some people have no shame

    I’ve had problems with some of my things disappearing from common areas of the house for a few months now. DVDs and some food, mostly. Occasionally even some of my dishes. Today, it happened yet again. I had a can of Monster sitting in an area of the fridge used only by me. Everyone knows the stuff on that shelf is mine. It was there when I grabbed the other can this morning before going to work. It was gone when I got home this afternoon, a bottle of root beer in its place.

    Root Beer!

    Taking the energy drink from the sick guy who’s struggling to wake up in the mornings because he’s up all night coughing!


    Root Beer != Monster

    if ($drink=”Root beer”) { print “DO NOT WANT”; }
    elseif ($drink=”Monster”) {print “DO WANT”;}
    else { print “meh.”; }

  • “Chinese curse” interesting bus rides

    “Chinese curse” interesting bus rides

    I officially had the obligatory “bus ride from hell” today. Again. Which probably shouldn’t be surprising, considering that I ride the bus about six to ten times per week, on average. So what made today’s ride so special? The people, man, the people. (more…)

  • Am I worthless?

    Am I worthless? This question has plagued me again and again throughout my life, and it plagues me once more. I’m an intelligent guy. I’d like to think I’m not unattractive. I’m hard working and adaptable. So why is it my life seems to suck so much? From my love-hate relationship with my time in the military, my apparent inability to get so much as a date, and my current financial woes leaving me unable to pay my rent or buy food, I find myself asking the question again.

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