- Guy in office: "Look at that kid, wearing a bow tie… gotta be a high schooler." Me: "Hey… Bow ties are cool." #DoctorWho #
- On hold with the Department of Education re: my student loans. For 20 minutes, I've been told that the wait time would be 10 minutes. #
- And then my phone disconnected itself after 25 minutes on hold… #
- My friend had a great idea: add Jack Sparrow to every ride in Disneyland, searching for rum… swimming in the sub ride, for example… #
- Yay. I got dumped today. In related news, making good use of the bottle of Jim Beam my dad gave to me for Christmas. #
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