I took an online IQ test today. I haven’t taken one in a long time (my score then was about 140-something, barely in the “genius” range, and about 10 points less than the last time I took one). As of today, my score was 123, which is in the “highly intelligent” range. So, I guess I’m getting dumber as I get older. At this rate, by the time I retire, I’ll need to be watered twice a week.